iSheep Liberation!

The Hipsters are, like, really excited like! Feccle (Fruity Evil Computer Corp that Litigates Everywhere) have released their latest ShitePhone. It's a locked-down, crippled device with a small screen, no multi-tasking, no widgets and you need Feccle's permission to do anything on it, but the Hipsters don't, like, care - it has, like, shiny rounded corners!...and you like look soooo, like cool using it (even though, like, everyone else, like, has one). Thousands of silly dumb iSheep have bought the ShitePhone and are now stuck in Feccle's walled garden with no obvious way out. As their maps don't work properly you will have to help them find their way to the Android Freedom Zone where you can choose your screen size, replace the keyboard and launcher, install whatever you like on your phone, and there are widgets and multi-tasking which the poor iSheep don't have. It even has maps that work!