Funny Status Updates for Facebook HD

Funny Status Updates for Facebook is an amazing App that allows you to significantly enhance your experience with Facebook. This App is the ULTIMATE companion for your Facebook App.

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The average status update from this App receives over 9.4 comments/likes!
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The Top Selling iPhone App is now available on iPad and Only $.99 for a limited time.

As featured in Guide to Phone Apps Magazine

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"If you love using Facebook and want to have a selection of funny updates to post to your status at random times or just to amuse people, then Funny Status Updates for Facebook is the way to go."
-- AppCraver

"I was impressed with the app. If you are a hardcore Facebook user or would just like to add a little creativity to your status updates, I think you’ll love this app."
-- AppAdvice

Do your friends like Funny Stuff ツ ? Of course they do! Everyone knows humor is the number one desired thing in relationships. Impress your friends and family with tons of hand picked humorous status updates, text tools, and more!

-Funny Status Updates for Facebook-
*** Over 30,000/monthly Satisfied Users! ***
-= Top 10 in Social Networking Category =-

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✔ Includes Over 3,500+ Categorized Funny Status Updates. Easily post directly to your profile. You can edit or copy/paste all status updates. These have been hand picked for maximum humor! (Youre paying less than 1/30th of a ¢ent per status update! This is a deal!!!)
✔ Over 800 unique Symbols for Facebook like 웃유 Σ⊗♒☠☮☯ ♠Ω♤♣♧ ♥♡♦♢♔ ♕♚♛⚜★ ☆✮✯☄ ☾☽☼ ♥☁☂☃☹۞۩ ♬✄✂ ✆✉✦✧ ♱♰∞☿❤❥ ❦❧™ ®©✖ ✗✘⊗♒ ■□▢ ▲△▼▽◆◇◎● ◯Δ◕◔ ʊϟღツ 回₪
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✔ Top 250 Status Updates
✔ High Def. Retina Graphics
✔ One click instant status update from your device.
✔ Ability to instantly edit/clear any status.
✔ Random Status Update Generator
✔ Ability to Flip Text (dılɟ)
✔ Ⓒircles Text Tool
✔ s̶t̶r̶i̶k̶e̶t̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ Text Tool
✔ εᾔ ḉøøl Text Tool
✔ Backwards Text Tool. (sdrawkcab)
✔ Pirate Translator (Argghhh Matey!)
✔ Hax0r L33t Speak Translator
✔ ***FB Magic Trick*** Featuring a special magic trick you can play on all your friends ツ
✔ On This Day – Post what happened on this day in history!
✔ Search Categories and within categories.
✔ Featured Articles Facebook Secrets & Easter Eggs, Chat Emoticons, FB Statistics, Guide to Finding Friends on FB, How to Score A Date on FB, Worst FB Statuses of All Time
✔ You can even submit your own funny status update to be included in future updates!

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Optional Features by In-App Purchase
✔ 2000+ More Categorized Status Updates - Less than 1/20th of a cent per update, featuring tons of hilarious Movie/TV quotes. (Only $0.99¢ents)
✔ Stealth Mode - Dont let your friends know what app youre using for all your funny status updates. Instead of seeing "Funny Status Updates for iOS app" they will see the much more discreet, "MyCompanion for iOS". (Only $0.99¢ents)

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More Updates coming soon
-More Special Text Keyboards
-Lots more Categorized Status Updates & Symbols.
-User requests write me @
Erik@ErikGProductions.com
-Tweet me @SocialZoid

http//www.erikgproductions.com/apps/funny-status-updates-for-facebook/

★★★★★★
The average status update from this App receives over 9.4 comments/likes!
★★★★★★

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