iFart Mobile - #1 Fart Machine - Now With Social F

*** The Worlds Most Popular Digital Fart Machine! ***

-- An Apple All-Time TOP 20 App! --

As seen on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart!

*** Now includes the Socially Unacceptable Update! ***

FEATURES
-30 fart sounds
-iPad and iPhone 4 optimized
-Timed farts
-Timed farts that sound even if that app isnt running via push messaging
-Fart sounds when your phone is moved
-Random fart button
-Send farts to other iFart users devices with push messaging
-Send farts to friends via e-mail
-Social Farts for Facebook, Twitter and other social networks
-Record your own farts
-Fart store to get more farts
-FREE Christmas themed fart pack in the store


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"I believe this is truly the most useful iPhone App yet."
- TechNMarketing.com

"iFart Mobile is a great prank app. Use it the right way and you’ll have your friends and family reeling as your iPhone rips one juicy fart after another!"
- iPhoneSoftwareReviewsBlog.com

As seen on USA Today, MSNBC.com, MacDailyNews, MacForums, Barrons, Motley Fool, Gizmodo, Venture Beat, Ars Technica, Geek.com, Forbes, The UK Register, Information Week, TechCrunch.com and dozens of publications all over the world!

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iFart Mobile is the ORIGINAL Digital Sound Machine and entertainment system which brings endless laughs and enjoyment to its users. But iFart is much more than that. iFart has more utility, usefulness and functionality than many other iPhone apps out there.

Here are just a few of the useful, one of a kind features of iFart.

* NOW IN v3.1 - SOCIAL FART! *

Many people say that social media sites are a vast wasteland of nothingness. Well now you can really stink up social media with iFart Socially Unacceptable!

Simply select a fart sound of your choice, click the SOCIAL FART icon, and post on Facebook, Twitter, Delicious, Evernote, Instapaper, Pinboard, Read it Later or Tumblr to share it with your friends. You can also send via SMS or any email address. Whats more fun than a fart sound? A viral fart!

* SECURITY FART *

iPhones and pdas are stolen on a daily basis, but if you are using iFarts advanced security system you can stop criminals right in their tracks.

And when thieves try to snatch your phone, theyll be in for a shock when theyre blasted by your chosen sound effect. Most criminals know how to lie, but "it wasnt me" isnt going to work with iFart.

* SNEAK ATTACK *

The sneak attack function can literally save your life. Lets say that youre in a warehouse gun battle. Bad guys are closing in on you, but if you only had a distraction, you could escape.

Sneak Attack is that distraction. Simply pull out your iPhone choose a sound effect and set the timer up to 30 seconds. Then place your phone in a strategic location and move silently away. When the Sneak Attack goes off, slip away or take out the bad guys when they reach for their noses.

Jack Bauer, the Navy Seals and over 20 Swat Teams are already using Version 2.0 of Sneak Attack.

* FART BUDDIES *

With v2.3, we invite you to participate in the worlds first Farting Social Network!

Invite your friends to be your fart buddies and make each others phones fart on demand, even when iFart is not launched!

* TROUBLESHOOTING - NO SOUND? *

Please use OS 3.0 or above.
Make sure you are not set on vibrate
Make sure your volume is turned up.
Make sure your phone is not muted on side

To the reviewers with "No Sound" issues, please check the above before posting a review, or contact us directly if theres a problem.

iFart. Theres something in the air.